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Happy Wednesday, everybody! How are you doing? All right, all good. You guys are amazing. Democrats are now freaking out about their early peak with just weeks until the midterms. It reminded me of prom night. I know.
One Democrat said, “I wish the election were in August,” as their momentum slowed like an electric car trying climb a hill. The polls show Republicans losing ground like glitter. DiCaprio is a 26-year-old woman. Because he likes him young. In case you didn’t catch it, that’s the joke.
It’s all right. The New York Times also sees a swinging in independent women. It reminds me of Larry Kudlow’s trapeze above Larry Kudlow’s hot tub. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Are you feeling creeped out by this? It’s okay. This is a pain for ‘The View’ who had hoped for something else. It’s almost like they got a generic adult diaper and not their preferred brand. Joy sounds more depressed than usual, which is because the voters are more concerned about inflation and crime than her usual obsessions like January 6th and scare wigs.
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JOY BEHAR The New York Times published a poll today showing that 71% believe that democracy is in danger. This is very sad. However, only 7% of voters consider democracy a serious threat this election cycle. That is depressing. I don’t know how to describe it.
WHOOPI SILVERBERG: This is why I don’t like polls.
Hmm. Talk about a racist. Whoopi, no pierogies. It’s not surprising. Rather than focusing on the **** that people care about, they went all in on Jan. 6, failing to realize that a slick PowerPoint presentation on Trump Hitler does nothing to lower prices, cut crime or seal the border. CNN producers in jail are the only ones who actually watched it. It provided masturbation feed for MSNBC’s anchors and God only knows how much they need.
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They’re not seeing the larger trend. They are realizing that their BS is no longer valid. Wokeism has dissolved like a three week old ginger ale bottle. How can I tell? When the woke becomes the topic on Dr. Phil, who is second to Dr. Jill in my list of favorite doctors, was the inspiration for ‘Dr. Because she looks like my aunt, I like her. Here’s a sad group of comedians.
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DR. PHIL: Why is it that comedians aren’t willing to perform on college campuses? They’re afraid to offend because they are scared.
STUDENT 1 It is no longer acceptable to use stereotypes in comedy standup. You can speak your mind, but be prepared for the consequences.
STUDENT 2 Although social repercussions have been around for a while, the way we punish people for saying them is changing. That’s a good thing.
You dope. It’s a good thing. Wakefulness is a dangerous ideology that can’t be accepted by people who treat its advocates like sideshow freaks on a talk show. Forget about afternoons back in the ’80s or ’90s. They were built for this.
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MAURY: Rafael says you’re not in this case with Mariah, four months old.
Those were those days. Sadly, such people could run for Democrat office today. Back then, bearded ladies could be seen as carnival acts. Today, they are on school boards. Once you get to that stage and are on an afternoon talk-show, you can’t be serious anymore. You’re the most hilarious thing on Earth. They are hilarious, even if they don’t mean it. These people are like baby Jerry Falwells, with their life skills and demands.
It was funny that it was the older people who used to rail against culture. This has changed. The young are now at the forefront. Now, you don’t have to trust anyone younger than 30, but you can trust anyone below 30 to at least laugh with them, pay their bills, or listen to other points of view. They believe everyone before them was racist. But, I can tell right now that this is garbage. Here are a few of the shows I grew up watching.
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WIFE: What is the latest news, dear?
HUSBAND: Honey, you silly bitch. Do you not know that news is a man’s concern. Why not go back to your kitchen?
EMPLOYEE: Okay, everybody. It was an exciting day. Our new boss James Washington is here.
TYRUS: What’s up? What’s the answer? It is what it is.
SON: Mom, Dad. I’m gay.
MOM: No.
That’s the way it used to be. Believe the woke. But things are changing. Barack Obama exhorted Democrats to stop killing joy.
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BARACK OBA: My family, my children, you get the picture. Not being a buzzkill. But sometimes Democrats are. It’s almost as if people want to feel like they are not walking on eggshells.
Although it took him a while, I still miss that. Huh? Yeah. There are companies and states that denounce ESG. However, shareholders find out that wise investing is just as smart as funding Alec Baldwin’s next film. Oh. What is the matter with this audience? You are a louise. I’m trying something about wokeism but you guys are saying everything is in bad taste.
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You’ve seen products fail from comic books bent towards identity politics to movies lecturing you on social issues. What? What are you referring to? You laugh at this. It makes no sense.
Have you ever seen a woke comedian? I haven’t. I haven’t. Late night shows that are so careful to keep the PC line in tact are falling like Biden’s dentures from a trick-or treater’s bag. When a political party is now a bizarre curiosity, that makes me optimistic. It’s a positive thing. Obama can’t stand cancel culture. That’s even better.
My advice to the woke is to start afresh. Smile, take a bath, exercise, and try to get laid. These were all the things I did yesterday at Planet Fitness. Talk to people about something other than politics. Try the weather. You don’t always have to fight for the same class. It’s a beautiful day when someone tells you that. You shouldn’t say, “Not if your transgender.” Try to say, “You are right.” It’s like falling.
People are more connected when they have small talk. Woke talk can tear them apart. You might watch this show several times a week to see the fun of it. Young people can still have fun and be active, even if they aren’t complaining. Now is the time to start thinking about an exit strategy. This could be anything from canceling cancel culture, to canceling cancel culture.
