GREG GUTFELD – Democrats have to lose the real bad

Happy Monday everyone. I can’t wait to see the end of these midterms. This will allow me to get a head start in destroying democracy. That’s my dream since I received zero votes to be prom queen.

Don’t think you don’t understand what I mean. I CC’d you all, even those who were watching me on the TV at Best Buy. We all meet right after the election down at the city dump. Kilmeade’s furniture is well-known. Brian also said that we could use his hairpieces from the Molotov cocktails. These things are more volatile than baby pajamas.

Yeah. But why not embrace the Democrats’ predictions? Voting, the basic element of democracy, is the key to ending democracy. It’s like saying pizza is coming to an end when you start making it. It’s great. They hated the Electoral College at first. They also hate simple majorities. Next they’ll be calling “America’s Got Talent an insurrection.

This means that Conservatives who adhere to the Constitution only vote to dismantle it. This makes no sense. It’s almost like adding a 28th Amendment to say “none” It’s just as incoherent after a Biden speech. But that’s our plan, according to the insane clown****. I meant, posse. It was a mistake. A mistake.

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Destroy democracy. OK, then I’m in. First, I want all Democrats to lose their right to vote. We can start by removing the dead, and then hand them over for Republicans. That’s right. That’s right. A Republican gets two votes and a Dem gets none, as opposed to 2020 where it was the opposite. Are you right? Could I really say that? Yes, that was a joke.

Because the Dems’ market outlook is not accurate. AOC would not spend her last days arguing with Elon Musk if she really believed the world was ending in 2032. They are realizing that this election is about a battle between the imaginary and the real. The Left believes that they are fighting fascism. They will blow your home down and punch in the face if they disagree. If you want more cops to stop crimes against minorities, what do you have to lose?

The voting public has realized the Dems focus on ****. Trump and Putin are best friends. A mistaken pronoun is violence. Democracy is at risk. White supremacy is rampant. Preteens want gender affirmation. This is about as far from the kitchen as you can go without a spaceship.

The Dems became obsessed about identity but failed to recognize that no one wants to be identified as a guy that paid six bucks for gas, a family that eats Cheetos at Thanksgiving, or a man who gets shoved infront of a train. Extreme positions were advocated by a small group of people who are not well off. They let the woke lead them down a blind track and now they’re stuck in a corner shop at Arby’s like Whoopi Goldberg. We’ve all been there.

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They let the partygoer who was the most drunk drive them home. It was so bad that not even the jaws on life could stop them from wrecking their party. Meanwhile, Republicans are focusing on the issues voters care most about: crime and inflation, border. The Dems claim that this is just as real as James Corden’s fanbase. It’s a panic mode. Joy Reid claims inflation was invented. Joy Behar claims crime went down. Sunny Hostin also said this.

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SUNNY HOSTIN Just yesterday, a poll indicated that white suburban women who are Republican will now vote Republican. It’s almost like roaches voting Raid. 

They should have called her Sunny, with a 90% chance that she is stupid. Maybe she will bring out the vermin voter. Perhaps she will bring out vermin votes or at the very least women who identify with insects. Kat. It seems like a step up to being called Nazis. After all, roaches get exterminated. They are not capable of exterminating.

Bottom line is that crime and inflation are real. Inflation, looting, shoplifting, violence. It’s all too common. The Dems’ only strategy is to deny that it exists. They hope it works. They are inflation deniers, crime deniers, and reality deniers. Democrats can be beaten with hammers but still claim that crime is a problem. This proves they need reality as much as they need a hole through the head. They live in their own world, where it’s easy for them to see down on you. This makes them deserve to lose some real bad. It’s not just my imagination.